Perseus&Connor

Mother of 2.


poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post


//For those unaware (or usually have no interest in mecha, which is quite alarming theres so many of you) 

Aug 29th at 9PM / via: marvelcolm / op: beamscissormuses02 / 3,166 notes

beamscissormuses02:

among various anime announcements, it has been revealed by 2019 that there will be a REAL, FUNCTIONAL, FULL SIZE, GUNDAM

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NOT A MODEL KIT, NOT A TOY, A REAL REAL REAL HONEST TO GOD MECH

WE ARE ENTERING THE AGE OF MECHA, THE FUTURE IS NOW


Aug 29th at 9PM / via: marvelcolm / op: lilkimbra / 199,089 notes

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Aug 29th at 9PM / via: parkingstrange / op: darvinasafo / 134,767 notes
thebookofvance:

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

But Hollywood movies tho

thebookofvance:

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

But Hollywood movies tho

(Source: darvinasafo)


Aug 29th at 9PM / via: laughcentre / op: keelahsomethigh / 304,453 notes

keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

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motherofqueers:

tamarma:

gun-crazy-scholar:

dirkology:

karkats-fabulous-choice-ass:

dirkology:

is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK

He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.

I would vote for him

i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot


Aug 29th at 9PM / via: laughcentre / op: phlurp / 119,258 notes

phlurp:

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.


ratchetmessreturns:

I can’t

ratchetmessreturns:

I can’t


Aug 29th at 9PM / via: laughcentre / op: dreamyblu / 51,415 notes

dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

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